February 2012
7 posts
the essentials
me: i'm making a packing list, and it's kind of hystrerical
"whiskey, cigarettes, truffles, black heels, pickle juice, cropped shirt"
courtney: YES
courtney: those are all correct items
January 2012
10 posts
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presented without comment.
Kristen: HOWEVER, the fact that humans drinking pints of Donkey semen dont bother you as much as a snake CONCERNS ME GRAVELY.
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Auntie
I was on shark duty this past Saturday while out to dinner with my family. Lawson named the ugly one “Vanessa”, I was pretty proud of my hammerhead and Grandpa Dan knocked it out of the ballpark with the worst shark ever drawn, maybe ever.
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as Scarlett would say...
I am supposed to be trying this whole Be On Time For Work thing, but Courtney just texted me “VIDEO CHAT AT MIDNIGHT” so I guess I’ll be pushing that back a bit. Tomorrow is another day!
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All he wanted was to watch Six Feet Under.
courtney: TOVI YOU NEED TO CARE
I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS
me: LOLOLOL
courtney: WOW REALLY I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ABOUT TOVI
THAT'S CRAZY MICHELLE
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
Date Night with snails and not enough Sean Penn.
Escargot- MUCH better than i thought escargot would be!
Mussels- damn near perfect.
Hangar steak- bloody and brilliant.
“Tree of Life”- WHAT. More Sean Penn, less classical music?! I don’t think I am thoughtful or patient enough for that movie. Too much whispering. Show me Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Mrs. Doubtfire any day, that shit speaks to me.
December 2011
9 posts
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“If you ever wear a cape around me I’ll break up with you”.”
– TOVI
WORK.
me: Belgian
BELGIAN?!
lorelei: WAFFLES?!?!?
does he have waffes?~!?!
waffles**
November 2011
14 posts
Watch
this alone could probably be analyzed for...
Me: i am going so freud on you here, but what do you think that means?
Michelle: YAY, hahaha
(lays on couch)
Me: yes, get comfortable child
Me: i am a large black woman freud
Michelle: HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh GOD. how am i supposed to get anything done? →
AHS
Kristen: i hate him and i hate tate
me: i love tate i love gimpy
i don’t even know why we’re friends
Kristen: me either!
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cheesy
i have been rather displaced the last few weeks so when i finally got back into the kitchen i went a little mad. i made two pies and two types of biscuits and stuffing and sweet potatoes stuffed in little oranges and listened to waaay too much Katy Perry. and then my pie came out nicely so i donned my cheesiest smile and made Micaela take pictures of me.
i hope you all had a lovely...
poetry
this morning i was laying in bed so peacefully, with light streaming in and the sounds of fall outside the window. i was inspired to write a poem. and BOY DID I EVER.
“#2. Crunching leaves.
Crunch. Crunchcrunch. CRUNCHCRUNCH!!!!!crunch.CRUUUUUNCH. crunch crunch. CRU———nch. crunch. CRUNCH!! crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch.”
beeeeeeeeest friends.
me: hey boo, whatchu doing tonight?
brandon: fighting cops! you??
me: getting high and watching american horror story i guess
brandon: to each their own
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the day early 00’s boy bands don’t make me swoon and think i can dance is the day i need a shotgun to the face. YEA I SAID IT.
October 2011
8 posts
magnificentruin:
Them It’s All Over Now, Baby...
Fantastic Lady Day part 1.
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Candy Apple Pie
First off I want to thank the fall weather for encouraging me to gain 12 pounds this season. THANK YOU!
Last Friday we attended our first Halloween party, in which we were 2 of the three people at the party who dressed up. It was not our first time looking like idiots on the subway and it sure as hell won’t be the last. I am trying to do this new, nice, grown up thing when I go to parties;...
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Up All Night, "Mr. Bob's Kaleidoscope" →
Yikes. When the going gets tough, the tough gets bitchy. That doesn’t make sense. What I’m trying to say is although this show is flailing and has yet to make me more than “heh”, I’m kind of having more fun writing the recaps. I think it’s because I like pointing out flaws and inconsistencies and cringe worthy moments. And this show is chock full of em! Also, no...
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ScooOOOOoooooby Snacks!
Yay October! Yay for sweaters and wool socks and pumpkins. Yay for Halloween and whiskey and baking. I am a cold weather creature and actively keep my oven off during the summer months. Currently, my “recipe” file is packed to the rafters with bread, pie, cookies, PIE, brownies, candy and cider ideas. But never have I ever thought about making crackers. CRACKERS! Crackers. As a baker I...
September 2011
8 posts
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The Office, "The Incentive" 9/29/11 →
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The Office, "The List" 9/23/11 →